Berlusconi cleared of corruption charges due to statute of limitations. The first time a legal age limit has saved Berlusconi. 52 minutes ago
Yes, good idea body, let's never sleep again. We'll just lie here and wait for the ice weasels to come for our eyes. 14 hours ago
Now with Siri, we don't know where abortion clinics are. 16 hours ago
It's funny to think, before Siri, all we had was our partners shrieking WHY DIDN'T YOU LOOK IT UP BEFORE WE LEFT and punching holes in maps. 16 hours ago
A infinite number of @Horse_ebooks and typewriters will eventually give us an episode of Frasier. "RT @Horse_ebooks scrambled eggs" 19 hours ago